Skip to main content

Search This Blog

Emily Smith

But death by anal explosion is much more embarrassing.

Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps

But death by anal explosion is much more embarrassing.

funny

179 Likes 19 Comments

Asifa Syeda

Jacinda Lynn Walker

what if you crawl up his urinary tract and expand just enough to block it and make it so that he cant pee so he builds up his pee and slowly go crazy from trying to pee but cant and finally just kills himself from the pain of wanting to pee so bad.

Aira Alexis Tapel

Am I the only one who thinks that Antman expanding would also kill him? I mean, Thanos is pretty tough, durable skin, etc... it like saying that Antman could crawl into the wall and crush it by expanding. The force of expanding is as good as the guys durability.

Ramonito Tragico Jr.

It’s not gay if you save earth

Audrey Andersen

Yeah,but where's the fun in it

Janie Riddle

So fun fact about ant man, rapidly expanding into his human form is not a strong force, in fact it's more like relaxing. Seeing as how thanos is a Titan, a race of eternals that are basically 1step shy of Kryptonian, his body is incredibly strong. So strong infact that if Ant-Man were to expand inside thanos' colon or whatever, he would be instantly crushed by his insanely powerful lower intestine. Essentially giving thanks a very confusing and uncomfortable bloody bowel movement

Rachel McGlenister

I just hope he gets into his ear and whispers "Hey Thanos, it's me, your conscience, we haven't talked in a while." like he did with Tony.

Toni Sandell

Its not gay if antman says no homo first and then crawls up thano's anus

Suresh Gorrela

But think what if he pokes his nose or ear

Shelley Cain

Or through his left nipplehole

Chetan Anand Singh

They could have design a drone with the antman suit technologie and expend it, just saying...

Ennixam Ame

Why would he get in himself?! He can just make an ant get in and then expand the ant, same result, 0 risk

Erin Nichole Schneider

It is not about functionality, It is about sending a message. (and he is wearing a helmet in this movie)

Mera Tumpang

Thanos can just snap one more time and turn ant-man in his living prostate simulator, the rest of Avengers into anal beads and have the biggest wank in universe.

Jon Lavigne

But it's not as amusing

Ronald Miranda

Anmol Khan

also the dick hole........ don't forget the dick hole......

Ryan Lee

It's not gay if he says no homo afterwards

Shannon Jamarcus Riminton

His ear isn't already lubed

Angela Akenson

It's only gay if he doesn't say no homo.

Get link
Facebook
X
Pinterest
Email
Other Apps

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Need to play this again but my monitor needs new capacitors :(

September 01, 2021

Need to play this again but my monitor needs new capacitors :( awesome 90 Likes 7 Comments Joel Olry Kelley Darling Tessier Tiffany Pettitt-Porter you're mom is going hard! Gia Papiashvili Wow, taking nerdism to a whole new level. Walt Cosby Damn... good job to whoever made t...

You could try repairing that with ramen noodles

September 05, 2021

You could try repairing that with ramen noodles wtf 150 Likes 19 Comments Aadi Ch Akarshan Lochun Tracy Ross Fuck that’s exactly what I am fucking terrified of. Colleen Anora Conant That's pretty big slip up Sweetness Jones Fuck that's scary ...

Daily Leo Horoscope September 07 (07/09)

September 06, 2021

Leo July 23 − Aug 22 Alias: Alias: The Lion September 07 (07/09) daily leo horoscope: summary leo daily Star 9/10 Trying to get to the bottom of others agendas or intentions is tricky when words say one thing and actions say something altogether different. Those you need on your side must feel more reassured youre on their side as well. Pushing the spirit of teamwork and collaboration builds trust between you. Its only by being trusted that others will tell you what you need to hear. Read more... summary leo tomorrow Star 9/10 Widespread use of the saying, speak softly and carry a big stick began with American President, Theodore Roosevelt in 1900. The saying advises using caution and non-aggression backed up with the willingness to do the opposite if required. You might believe ...

Powered by Blogger

Theme images by Michael Elkan

Tara Henry

Archive

August 20229
July 202210
June 20222
January 20222
December 20215
September 202119
August 202120
July 202129
June 202131
May 202128

April 202128
March 202112
February 202111
January 202113
December 202015
November 20208

Show more Show less

Report Abuse